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That's right, it's time to celebrate our Saviour's temporary sacrifice, very soon!! The first week of April!
On Good Friday, we celebrate His crucifixion. Unpleasant business, that.
On Easter Sunday, we celebrate His rising from the grave on the third day!
How do you plan to celebrate?
On Good Friday, I'm inviting a bunch of neighbors over for a special evening of movies, munchies, and merriment! I'm going to invite over the Duke family, Mr. and Mrs. Weismann, the Joneses, the Steins, the Drakes, and the Goldbergs, oh, and of course the Chambers clan! Rosa is already starting the preparations.
We'll start off with bacon-wrapped shrimp, pork rinds, and all sorts of other tasty snacks, while we sip wine or beer and get to know one another, talk about what churches we go to, and so on. Then, we'll head down to the media room and watch The Passion of the Christ on the 60" plasma screen. Oh, won't my neighbors love it!
Then, we will head out to the backyard for cheeseburgers and a nice pork roast, plus a weenie roast over a roaring bonfire!
That's just Good Friday! What about Easter Sunday, you ask?
Well, on Easter Sunday, Rosa will put out Easter eggs all over the front lawn, colored, of course. She'll leave them raw, to make the hunting more fun. After all, a child needs to learn to be careful with fragile things!
Then, we'll have all the children in Salem come over, take their baskets, and collect eggs. Once the hunt is over, the child with the most eggs wins a special prize . . . a baby chick! And then, of course, Rosa will explain to all the children that those cute baby chicks come from eggs, unless people boil them alive and eat them. Oh, how the children cry out with joy at Rosa's descriptions of the miracles of God's Creation! How something can be so cute and fuzzy, yet so tasty when scrambled . . . it's just amazing, isn't it?
Then, it'll be time for lunch. Won't the children be surprised! The Easter Bunny is coming to lunch! They'll be so excited, they will probably forget all about chicks!
Yes sir, at each of the little tables, we'll serve a roasted and stuffed rabbit. No silly chocolate Easter bunnies for Salem's children, no sir! They will have genuine roasted Easter Rabbit!
Last year, neighbors so enjoyed the event, that they've promised to bring baseball bats and tennis rackets for impromptu games with them this year! GLORY!
On Good Friday, we celebrate His crucifixion. Unpleasant business, that.
On Easter Sunday, we celebrate His rising from the grave on the third day!
How do you plan to celebrate?
On Good Friday, I'm inviting a bunch of neighbors over for a special evening of movies, munchies, and merriment! I'm going to invite over the Duke family, Mr. and Mrs. Weismann, the Joneses, the Steins, the Drakes, and the Goldbergs, oh, and of course the Chambers clan! Rosa is already starting the preparations.
We'll start off with bacon-wrapped shrimp, pork rinds, and all sorts of other tasty snacks, while we sip wine or beer and get to know one another, talk about what churches we go to, and so on. Then, we'll head down to the media room and watch The Passion of the Christ on the 60" plasma screen. Oh, won't my neighbors love it!
Then, we will head out to the backyard for cheeseburgers and a nice pork roast, plus a weenie roast over a roaring bonfire!
That's just Good Friday! What about Easter Sunday, you ask?
Well, on Easter Sunday, Rosa will put out Easter eggs all over the front lawn, colored, of course. She'll leave them raw, to make the hunting more fun. After all, a child needs to learn to be careful with fragile things!
Then, we'll have all the children in Salem come over, take their baskets, and collect eggs. Once the hunt is over, the child with the most eggs wins a special prize . . . a baby chick! And then, of course, Rosa will explain to all the children that those cute baby chicks come from eggs, unless people boil them alive and eat them. Oh, how the children cry out with joy at Rosa's descriptions of the miracles of God's Creation! How something can be so cute and fuzzy, yet so tasty when scrambled . . . it's just amazing, isn't it?
Then, it'll be time for lunch. Won't the children be surprised! The Easter Bunny is coming to lunch! They'll be so excited, they will probably forget all about chicks!
Yes sir, at each of the little tables, we'll serve a roasted and stuffed rabbit. No silly chocolate Easter bunnies for Salem's children, no sir! They will have genuine roasted Easter Rabbit!
Last year, neighbors so enjoyed the event, that they've promised to bring baseball bats and tennis rackets for impromptu games with them this year! GLORY!
i suspects you one of them psyche-at-trick nurses 
when Miss.Polly say she wanna cracka, she not mean your lily-white butts 
<--- that you
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