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Default Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France! - 10-09-2010, 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
I recall no biblical instance of Our Lord using a knife and fork…
M't:15:1: Then came to Jesus scribes and Pharisees, which were of Jerusalem, saying,
M't:15:2: Why do thy disciples transgress the tradition of the elders? for they wash not their hands when they eat bread.
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M't:15:10: And he called the multitude, and said unto them, Hear, and understand:
M't:15:11: Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.Comparing French children with the Gaderine Swine is OK because it’s true. Whereas formal decorum is to be applauded, those US Christians, toiling in the Lord’s Vineyard are not always able to sit down to a family meal. Half of the trouble with France is that production stops between noon and 2 pm to allow for their gluttony.
Brother Bathfire, I am properly chastened by your superior knowledge of God's Word and your immediate resemblence to our Lord in being a male.

Still, I do find feet on the table and the resulting view of underpantless regions to be off-putting to my appetite.

Do you know if Jesus put His feet up on the dining table and if He wore underpants or not?

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