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Trent Harvey, Jr.
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Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible! -
09-04-2007, 09:24 PM
At night when I close my eyes, I see woman of my dreams, with a pink designer handbag, her pink accessory Bible, and her matching tazer. She will teach the Bible to our many children, and if they daydream or sass talk, her tazer-draw will be the fastest in the west.
So how about that? A special pink bible, pink tazer 2-for-one deal? Make my dreams come true...
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