[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Generally speaking, you want her to come to you. The whole making her bend over your knee and making her buns all pink adds a bit of humility to the mix. Doing it in front of a few guests for overcooking the steaks might land you in jail or lead to a whole new world of possibilities in wife spanking.

You might swap wives and spank another man's wife while he spanks your bride. At that point, it's probably a good thing that you have met a couple that are so into wife discipline. You might want to go the Chili's afterward to discuss future wife spankings.

I would even put an ad in the local news to recruit new people into the cold hard Christian discipline of wives.