Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesus
Yes, of course.
Because of your sins. Your masturbation makes me sick.
Because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.
You are truly blessed.
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Well then for your birthday I will stop sinning (you might have to help me with that one)
You seem to know that I already believed. (hopefully if you are god you can at least be glad I was being cautious, because God is a jealous God)