Dear brothers and sisters,
As some of us may have noticed brother Faith_Machine strayed from his path and masturbated after devious woman told him pornographic stories today. This is a sad story indeed.
Let us all pray for him to find his way back to Jesus, and again forget his sinful masturbatory ways. Afterall he's clearly repenting and trying hard. He just needs a little bit of extra help.
I'm praying for him right now.