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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
GOD'S
GOLD MEDAL AWARD
for being
GOD'S FAVORITE PASTOR!
(and the World's best Fiancé)
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Oh, that's very lovely, Daisy Mae! I will show that to the professional graphic designers we've hired and see if they can incorporate some of your ideas into the award certificate!
By the way, I bumped into you-know-who at the Freehold Market. She didn't even make eye contact with me.
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