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Default Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating! - 01-15-2011, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Marcus Cairns View Post
When you masturbate, you ejaculated your sexual fluids anywhere hence you're basically ejaculated on Jesus' face. Because Jesus is everywhere.
If that is true than we cant pee or poop, becouse if what ou say is true than jesus is every where even in the tolet.
to fix mastrubation (which is bad) why give a stern talking to for your kids, then trust them. If they DO do it then, well i think we have alredy coverd that.


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