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Default Re: Landover Christmas Service - 12-22-2017, 05:53 PM

How creative, Brother Bathfire! I am always amazed by the ingenuity of some of the people here.

Here's one of mine, though a modest effort in comparison. I'm not really a poet, and I usually have too much kitchen work to do to be bothering with silly stuff like writing.

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Frosty the snowman
Was a jolly happy soul,
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal.
Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale, they say,
He was made of snow
But the children know
How he came to life one day.
There must have been some magic in that
Old silk hat they found.
For when they placed it on his head
He began to dance around.
O, Frosty the snowman
Was alive as he could be,
And the children say he could laugh
And play just the same as you and me.

He led them down the streets of town
Right to the traffic cop.
And he only paused a moment when
He heard him holler "Stop!"
Frosty the snow man
Had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye saying,
"Don't you cry, I'll be back again some day."
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Oh oh yeah


My Makeover

Frosty the homer
Was a very stinky slut
With a corncob up his butt (so gross)
He ought to be burnt with hot coals
Frosty was queerbag and fairy, (and a tranny!)!
It t'was not glue
That the children knew
That he came into their fanny.
Then that faggot shoved his winky in some
Old silk hat had found.
Then faggot Frosty took off his clothes,
and flashed himself all around
O, Frosty the pervert
Won't be alive for long.
Jesus will save the children from him
And clear out his sin, so wrong

He'll drag that fag down the street
Right to a border cop
And they'll pause once they reach Trump's Wall
So they can haul him overtop
Frosty the sodomite
Had to hurry on his way,
And how he cried when he soon realized
He's been deported to Mexico, for a one-way stay
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Oh oh Praise!
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