KISSING CAUSES EBOLA
When God created ebola He knew that wanton libertines would be prancing around like maniacs on a cakewalk, that they would call this "dancing" and that they would be obsessed with kissing.
"Good morning, Evadne, your hair is so shiny this morning."
"Oh, Oh, did I just bump into you whilst flailing beneath this laser display?"
"Yes, but I liked it."
"Aha, Sir Gisbert, I see you have arrived at last.."
Just about any excuse will do. Kiss, kiss, kiss, can't they think about anything else.
Which is why God gave us His standard for marriage. It is not the same as the libertarian standard (if they even have one, which I doubt). It is not the same as the standard for chimpanzees. And God underscores His guide for life with consequences. Real consequences.
THIS WEEK: Liberia
2012: Uganda
Quote:
http://abcnews.go.com
The president of Uganda is calling on people in the East African country to avoid physical contact, including handshaking and kissing, to prevent the spread of the deadly and highly contagious Ebola virus
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So when out shopping the Christian, unlike the heathen wretch, knows not to do kissing in the park or outside the milliner's. Or at all, except as sanctioned by God in The Bible. That means kissing one's husband upon request. Otherwise, expect ebola.