Re: HAPPY BLESSED BIRTHDAY, Pastor Zeke! -
07-15-2014, 08:02 AM
Pastor Zeke, I do hope that on your birthday you will take my advice and stop working for a few hours. I know that's an alien concept for you, but I really sincerely feel a little rest and relaxation will do you good.
Oh, and before I forget, please don't worry if you notice your houseboy is missing. It's OK, he's with me right now. I decided it would be a nice surprise if I got him groomed for you. I figure he should look presentable when you have company over.
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