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Originally Posted by ChurchMadeMeAthiest
Spilled seed was actually referred to grain that is lost when emptying sacks.
See what I did there?
On a serious note, masturbation lessens the chance of prostate cancer and dulls serious sexual anxiety. If a potential rapist rubbed one out before going on the prowl, he'd be less inclined to follow through.
FACT
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I've never known a True Christian™ to get prostate cancer, proving the healing powers of prayer.
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth