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Default Re: Famous Masturbators in History - 10-05-2013, 10:56 PM

Spilled seed was actually referred to grain that is lost when emptying sacks.

See what I did there?

On a serious note, masturbation lessens the chance of prostate cancer and dulls serious sexual anxiety. If a potential rapist rubbed one out before going on the prowl, he'd be less inclined to follow through.

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Ezekiel 4:15 : I have given thee cow’s dung for man’s dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.
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