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Default Re: The elephant in the room that nobody wants to talk about (Pastor Zeke's compensation package). - 07-06-2014, 03:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White View Post
Dearest Brother,

I always try to give everybody the benefit of doubt, even for vile unsaved trash. I could not do anyhing less for you.

So I researched the issue of the car:




Not good. Many extremely unpleasant aspects emerged:
  1. The Ford Fusion Hybrid was designed by abominable hippie GREENS for other sodomistic hippies. God hates greens. He intended us to multiply and subdue the Earth's disk (Genesis 1:28). This car is both atheist and ungodly.
  2. Steve Ballmer of Microsoft owns a Ford Fusion Hybrid.
  3. Steve Ballmer is a known homersex enthusiast (Leviticus 18:22), who actually donated lots of actual MONEY to the homer agenda. Had he given it to LBC, no-one would be in this mess!
And the worst part...:




That seems innocent... BUT IT IS NOT! "A headrest that protrudes..." - this is a clear euphemism and metaphor for male arousal. This car can turn people to the dark gayside of God's force. Of course, nothing can turn Pastor Zeke homer, but he might be entertaining more susceptible young students and disciples that are more prone to the gay innuendo.


Dearest Brother,

I am most certain that Pastor Zeke would be the first one to follow God's Word on wealth, such as the one that follows:

Mark 4:19 And the cares of this world, and the deceitfulness of riches, and the lusts of other things entering in, choke the word, and it becometh unfruitful.

..and I know financial issues ARE important, but this proposal of yours was not perhaps prepared in the best possible manner? I encourage you to continue your mission to ensure the continued enabling of spreading the GOOD WORD as efficiently as possible. BUT NOT WITH THIS HOMERCAR, please!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer
Brother Elmer, the Ford Fusion was just an example. How about a Chevy Malibu Eco? I understand it's quite thrifty with fuel.

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