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Default Re: Frustrated men: find true love as a Missionary! - 09-30-2013, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by LaQrundrellia View Post
I don't know, but they ain't "tight enough" according to one boy, tight is slang for "cool."
Sadly, that boy is referring to the excessive slack in said white girl's cooter flap.

On an unrelated note... missionary work is indeed one of the greatest experiences a true Christian can encounter. You can travel the world and see the (once) beautiful lands that embraced Jesus and see the ruins and sacrifices of his many ardent followers. You also have the opportunity to save the souls of the ignorant who had you not stumbled into their lives, would gladly, but naively, burn in hell.

If you want to go on a mission to plow brown girls, I should inform you the likelihood that you will find a "tight enough" girl are indeed, highly unlikely.
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