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Originally Posted by AssPieElfAtheist
Actually, you would be wrong on that. I know I am not as smart as a penguin. I am giving a 0.01% chance that there is someone out there in the world who is, however, I have never met anyone that could even potentially be. 90% of being smart is knowing what you are dumb at and while I may not know everything there is to know, I can at least realize that that there are two sides to everything. Good and bad. Right and wrong. I seem to be in a minority of folks that comprehend that concept these days.
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I'm prepared to concede you're dumber than a penguin. Penguins are not noted for their maths, I think, so I reckon your percentages might be a tad out.
Anyway, moving swiftly on to praising God...
Deuteronomy 28:15 But it shall come to pass, if thou wilt not hearken unto the voice of the LORD thy God, to observe to do all his commandments and his statutes which I command thee this day; that all these curses shall come upon thee, and overtake thee:
Deuteronomy 28:28 The LORD shall smite thee with madness, and blindness, and astonishment of heart:
It's obvious that this curse of being retarded and confused about penguins is because you don't listen to God. God has been quite merciful as I think you'll see if you look at the whole passage. Surely this loving warning is enough to turn you to reading scripture rather than worshipping penguins.
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