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Re: Heartbreak? On Easter?
Brothers,
My mother-in-law, Edna, wants to visit us for a week. This leaves my father-in-law, Victor, to fend for himself, without home cooked meals, a clean house, and the attention of his woman at night. This breaks my heart in and of itself because Victor is a good man - he just hasn't accepted Jesus and has never properly disciplined Edna. She drives her own car, makes decisions without consulting Victor, and well - it's just disgusting when I think about it. I refused to allow the visit and instead asked Victor to come stay the weekend so we can go do manly things. It is my plan to speak to him further about Jesus. If I take him fishing, I could then baptize him and help him start a new life. But then he'd be unequally yoked! I'm in need of some further advice on this situation.
And another update: Jennifer has been praying constantly and repenting of her uppity behavior. Pastor and I made her sign a covenant of obedience. We asked Jesus to spiritually sign it in His Name so I am sure He did (Matthew 18:19). This agreement requires Jennifer to do as I say or risk not only divorcement but an eternity in Hell. It also gives complete custody of my five boys and the one yet unborn to me in the event of the dissolution of our marriage (Jesus, protect me from that). It lists stores at which she may shop (supervised), church functions she must attend, and the days on which I must be given "attention," if you know what I mean.
Well, I've been wordy like a nattering old hen so I'll hush, brothers, but keep your Godly prayers going in my behalf. I am pleased to report that not one of my sons has displayed any signs of being a fag, PRAISE! Blake, my eldest, is enjoying his new webcam and has developed a strong, holy relationship with one of the True Christian(TM) men of your church from Pacifica, CA. Blake calls him "FM". They've had many Skype sessions during which FM "shows him how hard it is," (I assume life) and "teaches me how to feel things deeply." I think all young men should have role models that include a Godly father, which I hope the Lord considers me, but also still more examples of manliness from other righteous and upstanding males in the protection of God's Church. It's my understanding that FM is trying to form a Christian Campmeeting for Youth called "Let's Explore Ourselves in Jesus Name." Hallelujah for men like this - and I hope you'll commend this Godly man. I know I plan to meet him one day and offer a huge donation to his coffers.
I tried to chat with him but Blake shut off the computer when I came in, saying FM suddenly had to go.
And again, I've gone on and on. Blessings to all.
Remember: "As long as there is Someone in the sky to protect you, there is no one that can break you." Glory to His Holy Name!
Doc
Brothers,
My mother-in-law, Edna, wants to visit us for a week. This leaves my father-in-law, Victor, to fend for himself, without home cooked meals, a clean house, and the attention of his woman at night. This breaks my heart in and of itself because Victor is a good man - he just hasn't accepted Jesus and has never properly disciplined Edna. She drives her own car, makes decisions without consulting Victor, and well - it's just disgusting when I think about it. I refused to allow the visit and instead asked Victor to come stay the weekend so we can go do manly things. It is my plan to speak to him further about Jesus. If I take him fishing, I could then baptize him and help him start a new life. But then he'd be unequally yoked! I'm in need of some further advice on this situation.
And another update: Jennifer has been praying constantly and repenting of her uppity behavior. Pastor and I made her sign a covenant of obedience. We asked Jesus to spiritually sign it in His Name so I am sure He did (Matthew 18:19). This agreement requires Jennifer to do as I say or risk not only divorcement but an eternity in Hell. It also gives complete custody of my five boys and the one yet unborn to me in the event of the dissolution of our marriage (Jesus, protect me from that). It lists stores at which she may shop (supervised), church functions she must attend, and the days on which I must be given "attention," if you know what I mean.
Well, I've been wordy like a nattering old hen so I'll hush, brothers, but keep your Godly prayers going in my behalf. I am pleased to report that not one of my sons has displayed any signs of being a fag, PRAISE! Blake, my eldest, is enjoying his new webcam and has developed a strong, holy relationship with one of the True Christian(TM) men of your church from Pacifica, CA. Blake calls him "FM". They've had many Skype sessions during which FM "shows him how hard it is," (I assume life) and "teaches me how to feel things deeply." I think all young men should have role models that include a Godly father, which I hope the Lord considers me, but also still more examples of manliness from other righteous and upstanding males in the protection of God's Church. It's my understanding that FM is trying to form a Christian Campmeeting for Youth called "Let's Explore Ourselves in Jesus Name." Hallelujah for men like this - and I hope you'll commend this Godly man. I know I plan to meet him one day and offer a huge donation to his coffers.
I tried to chat with him but Blake shut off the computer when I came in, saying FM suddenly had to go. And again, I've gone on and on. Blessings to all.
Remember: "As long as there is Someone in the sky to protect you, there is no one that can break you." Glory to His Holy Name!
Doc
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