Look Bob. I'm just going to be frank with you. Thanks to a curse I call The Osborne Gene, I've had my own trials in the pursuit of women of all types- saved, unsaved, nigras, slants, cripples, lesbos, etc. I even lost track during my heathen years. Anyway, it sounds like you just need a few pointers and since my dad is not around to ask, I'm going to share with you what I have learned in three easy steps.
First, lets talk about Jesus in another aspect.
Isaiah 53:2 tells us, "For he shall grow up before him as a tender plant, and as a root out of a dry ground: he hath no form nor comeliness; and when we shall see him, there is no beauty that we should desire him."
But that doesn't mean he came from Heaven looking like Woody Allen. He was the son of a carpenter. He walked a lot, ate well, and was almost certainly in great shape... Much like myself or Pastor Zeke. Women love these strong fit types especially in a saloon type environment. So start working out. I personally prefer the Crossfit
workout. I would do that 2-3 times a day, 5 days a week. Off days you should recoup with a few Beverly Exercise workouts and moderate two hour runs. (And stay away from that Shaun T. program- Insanity. He is a gay buck and will be sweating profusely in Hell soon enough).
Next is where the romance comes into play. Jesus tells us that that we need to have some game...
1 Corinthians 13:1" Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, and have not charity, I am become as sounding brass, or a tinkling cymbal."
Some openers that will certainly woo a Godly woman:
- You're nearly 22? Most christians are 3 years into marriage by now... just settle for me.
- If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard.
- You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.
Finally and most importantly, the words no God fearing woman can refute. And why should they? The Bible commands us:
1 Corinthians 11:9 "Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man."
Wow! Need I say more?
Don't you see it, Bob? You're manly, smooth talking, and The Lord is on your side! They may try but they can't ignore you! Now walk back in that saloon and start wooing!
And don't forget to tell any single woman that refuses you to enjoy
!