Hello Sir... Madam... Mir?
Right. How many cooters/tallywhackers do you have exactly? Lesbian. Trans. Girl. Is that 2 and 1?
Anyway, I'm not sure how the "information" you felt you needed to add to this thread is in any way a) relevant b) pleasing to our Lord.
I would pray for you, but I doubt that with your rather complicated gender engineering you could go anywhere else than the Lake of Fire.
I'm sure even Satan will lift an eyebrow when he sees your... you.