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Originally Posted by FrancisJohnson
How did I find Jesus? Well, he isn't that hard to find when you are drowning in great dispair.
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Hello Francis,
I couldn't agree more. I was trapped in Amsterdam once on a business trip. Two giants- a Russian and an African poisoned me with coffee cake and chased me into a waste water treatment facility. You call them canals.
Thank goodness I lost them in pack of drunk Englishqueers. I heard a lot of yelling and scuffling but I was afraid to look back and see who was actually getting sodomized during the chaos.
Genesis 19
26 But his wife looked back from behind him, and she became a pillar of salt.
Reflecting back, I know why Jesus calls it AmsterDAM.
Stay strong,
Fred
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)