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  • #1

    Greek Pita!

    Any whore bold enough to stuff a fat greek pita into her salivating pie-hole right in front of her husband is just asking to get popped in the chops, amen?

    The difference between this:



    And this:



    ...is purely a matter of semantics, right?

    That filthy whore.....
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  • #2
    Re: Greek Pita!

    No idea. Not being a Jesus murdering Jew, I don't speak Semantic.
    Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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    • #3
      Re: Greek Pita!

      I'm not familiar with this custom, but it looks like ethnic food. I like to avoid ethnic foods, as they hotten up the blood.
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      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #4
        Re: Greek Pita!

        Greeks are a tribe of lazy drunks that worship idols and bad paintings in the fashion of the Romans.

        They are so lazy that they have stolen Mexican food as their own and try to pretend it is Greek food. That is a taco. They are easy to recognize once you have seen a few of them.
        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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        • #5
          Re: Greek Pita!

          Why Brother Alvin, I do believe that is a taco! How very astute of you.
          Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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          • #6
            Re: Greek Pita!

            Some of the books in the New Testament were written in Greek before God had them perfected and translated into American in 1611. Aside from that one bright note, the Greeks are a loathsome and contemptible people, richly deserving of the eternal torments that await them in hell. And that taco doesn't look right. Too many vegetables. Like a taco for queers.
            II Thessalonians 1:7-9
            And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
            In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
            Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
            The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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            • #7
              Re: Greek Pita!

              Pitas, tacos....all covered under Freehold's Ethnic Food Ban (which, btw, has not been lifted, peeps).

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              • #8
                Re: Greek Pita!

                I don't like ethnic food because it's always too spicy. Spicy ethnic food leads to increased libido, which leads to perversion. It's why Third World countries are so full of rapists. They eat all these spicy tacos and pitas, and next thing you know, they're own the prowl for a white woman to take advantage of. It could be your wife. Your daughter. As Christians, we're always the victims here. It's another testament to why we should live isolated within our own communities, shielding ourselves from dirty foreigners and their spicy pervert food.

                Romans 12:2
                And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.
                Last edited by Jedediah; 05-17-2014, 08:03 AM. Reason: guidance from the Holy Spirit
                II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
                The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                • #9
                  Re: Greek Pita!

                  At least she's sticking it in her mouth and not the other end of her digestive tract. With a Greek pita, you never know.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Greek Pita!

                    To be safe, my wife only makes American Food. That way, we know God likes it too, because America is his favorite country. If she makes anything that is not American, she is in for a beating.
                    And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about. 1 Kings 7:23
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