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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 10-17-2013, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by krunsch View Post
Just logic. Transitivity. If A=B and B=/=C, then it follows that A=/=C. Think about it. It's a whole new way of thinking nobody has ever tried here. It may give you a lot of headache in the beginning, but I strongly urge you to try it since it is your only way to salvation and to evade hell.
Please provide evidence that True Christians™ are not logical. Then show us where the Bible tells us to be logical.


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Read my posts if you want to comment on them and try to understand them. The divine deeds that are described in the old testament like GOD sending illnesses and destroying cities is stuff we can do today. We are getting abilities that if presented to someone at the age at which Jesus was born must appear godlike. That implie that the thing that is described as GOD in the old testament is in fact not an allmighty being, but just someone like an different version of CrankyOldMan, who had all the technological opportunities of an even more advanced civilization, who decided to impress some primitives with his advanced gadgets, so he could a nice ego boost from being worshipped.
Are you supporting some ancient astronaut theory or something? Please support your erroneous beliefs with some shred of evidence.

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As far as all the woman inferiority stuff goes: well, that version of CrankyOldMan (COM) was horny and wanted to have some fun in his old days, so he set up his own private harem to have woman available whenver he felt the desire to, you know, do it. That's why they are little more than objects in the bible.
Women are the property of their husbands and fathers because God demands it. Show me some piece of evidence that proves the Bible was just a ploy to get old men laid, since you are the logical one.

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Of course, he would indoctrinate his followers, which he achieved very efficiently, as can be seen here on the forums.

But we advance, and soon our technology is on par with that of twisted COM, and if COM still exists, we can beat the shit out of him with what we will have in the future.

Call me crazy, but this interpretation of the bible makes much more sense then the one were the twisted f u c k that the GOD of the old testament is, can be considered a benign and having our best interests at heart.
God offered you eternal life. You spit on it and embraced ancient astronauts. Forgive me if I don't revere you as wiser than God.


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