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    Proof SNL curse is real: Tracy Morgan near death after fiery auto crash!

    Dear friends, I'm sure you'll all join me in praying for the poor colored actor Tracy Morgan, who has become the latest victim of the infamous Saturday Night Live Curse:

    Actor Tracy Morgan in critical condition after crash

    Now then, we all know curses are real, but I do have some questions for the pastors here.

    Firstly, do we know who placed this curse upon the Saturday Night Live cast members?

    Second, has there ever been a concerted effort by the faith community to lift this curse through prayer?

    Third, do you feel the lovely Victoria Jackson is being protected from this curse because she has embraced conservative Christian values?

    Conversely, do you believe God has allowed this curse to continue to hold the other SNL cast members in its grip because they so often do "blue" material, making sex jokes and contributing to the moral decay of our youth?

    I have many, many more questions, but right now I'm just going to take a moment and pray some more for Tracy Morgan. I suspect the Lord was well pleased with Mr. Morgan for taking a stand against homosexuality, but He removed His hand of protection from the young minstrel because he caved in and apologized to the liberals.
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    Tags: curse, gays, homosexality, tracy morgan, victoria jackson
  • #2
    Re: Proof SNL curse is real: Tracy Morgan near death after fiery auto crash!

    I heard he kicked the bucket.



    No big loss. He can scream for eternity with junkie John Belushi and AIDS-infected Gilda Radner.



    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • #3
      Re: Proof SNL curse is real: Tracy Morgan near death after fiery auto crash!

      Well I prayed real hard for him for a good five to ten minutes last night, and I know God answers all my prayers, so if Tracy Morgan has died, that was surely what God felt was best for him

      God always gives you exactly what you need. Isn't He wonderful?
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      • #4
        Re: Proof SNL curse is real: Tracy Morgan near death after fiery auto crash!

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
        God always gives you exactly what you need. Isn't He wonderful?
        YES! Yes He IS!

        Amen and AMEN!

        If that negro's soul is suffering in Hell right now, God is Good!
        If that negro's soul is hanging on to life, God is Good!

        God is good all the time!
        All the time, God is good!
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #5
          Re: Proof SNL curse is real: Tracy Morgan near death after fiery auto crash!

          Tracy Morgan did a standup routine about how his son was gay and he might have to stab him in the heart if he didn't stop. Now that Morgan is dead, I wonder what will become of the lad? I would hate to think he might fall into the hands of some foster care system where they have a policy of making gay youth feel good about their disgusting choices.

          It seems I have a lot of prayer work cut out for me in the coming days. Give me strength, Lord!
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          • #6
            Re: Proof SNL curse is real: Tracy Morgan near death after fiery auto crash!

            Who?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #7
              Re: Proof SNL curse is real: Tracy Morgan near death after fiery auto crash!

              He was one of those secular actor/comedians, Zeke. He starred in a remake of "The Nutty Professor" a few years ago. That one was family friendly, I think, but most of his other work was, well, not the type of material you'd want to play in mixed company.
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              • #8
                Re: Proof SNL curse is real: Tracy Morgan near death after fiery auto crash!

                I'm pretty sure that I have better people to pray for.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • #9
                  Re: Proof SNL curse is real: Tracy Morgan near death after fiery auto crash!

                  Sure the car was not stolen? If it was, I'm very sorry for the owner.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Proof SNL curse is real: Tracy Morgan near death after fiery auto crash!

                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                    Tracy Morgan did a standup routine about how his son was gay
                    In my country Tracy is a girl's name. No wonder the child was confused.
                    2 Timothy 3:16

                    All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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                    • #11
                      Re: Proof SNL curse is real: Tracy Morgan near death after fiery auto crash!

                      Probably the SNL skit that was the straw that broke the camels back was Tracie's part in Djesus Uncrossed. A you tube search will show Tracie's part in this skit. I was so horrified at the skit that I actually couldn't believe what I was seeing. I had to watch it over a hundred times just to fathom the depth of depravity that was portrayed. The worst part was where they showed Jesus with a shotgun saying, just before He shot, "say helllooo to my dad"! Truly sickening!

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