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Default Proof SNL curse is real: Tracy Morgan near death after fiery auto crash! - 06-07-2014, 11:08 AM

Dear friends, I'm sure you'll all join me in praying for the poor colored actor Tracy Morgan, who has become the latest victim of the infamous Saturday Night Live Curse:

Actor Tracy Morgan in critical condition after crash


Now then, we all know curses are real, but I do have some questions for the pastors here.

Firstly, do we know who placed this curse upon the Saturday Night Live cast members?

Second, has there ever been a concerted effort by the faith community to lift this curse through prayer?

Third, do you feel the lovely Victoria Jackson is being protected from this curse because she has embraced conservative Christian values?

Conversely, do you believe God has allowed this curse to continue to hold the other SNL cast members in its grip because they so often do "blue" material, making sex jokes and contributing to the moral decay of our youth?

I have many, many more questions, but right now I'm just going to take a moment and pray some more for Tracy Morgan. I suspect the Lord was well pleased with Mr. Morgan for taking a stand against homosexuality, but He removed His hand of protection from the young minstrel because he caved in and apologized to the liberals.


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