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Default Things that the Bible doesn't say - 11-25-2008, 09:15 PM

Dear True Christian™ brothers and your silent, submissive womenfolk:

We on God's favorite discussion board love to share what God's Word says, but I'm here to tell you about something equally important. Have-a-nice-day liberal "Christians" whose only knowledge of Scripture consists of what they half-remember from Sunday school at some liberal compromise church love to go on about what they think the Bible says. It's time to set the record straight and to point out some things that the Bible doesn't say. Feel free to add to the list.

1. God helps those who help themselves.

This isn't from the Bible, but from that notorious sex fiend and Christ-hating de(vil)ist, Benjamin Franklin. Jesus said the opposite:

Matt. 6:31-33: Therefore take no thought, saying, What shall we eat? or, What shall we drink? or, Wherewithal shall we be clothed? (For after all these things do the Gentiles seek:) for your heavenly Father knoweth that ye have need of all these things. But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.

2. The sinner's prayer

Shockingly, even many almost-True Christians™ seem to think that you can say something called the "sinner's prayer" and be given a get-out-of-hell-free card. Not only is the wording of that alleged prayer not in the Bible, but neither is the concept. Instead, Scripture says:

Acts 2:38: Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.

Note what Peter didn't say: "Here's some cute little prayer that you can say, and you won't have to deal with that boring stuff about repenting, being baptized, or, fluffy bunny forbid, obeying God's Law."

3. The age of accountability

Touchy-feely liberal "Christians" cannot handle Biblical truth, so they've dreamed up something called the "age of accountability." Supposedly, children who die before that age — whatever it is, since not even they can agree on that — will automatically be saved, with no effort on their part. Then they must know more than Jesus, since He said the following:

John 3:18: He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

John 14:6: Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.


Besides, the doctrine of the age of accountability would lead to the following loopy result. If it were true, it would be a great mercy to kill all children below that age (once we figured out what it was), since they would immediately get reserved seating on the glory train. Does that sound Godly to you?

4. God wants to be fair to us.

Yet again, what liberal churchianity teaches and what the Bible teaches are 180° apart. God does not have to be fair; He may do as He pleases:

Romans 9:15-18: For he saith to Moses, I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion. So then [it is] not of him that willeth, nor of him that runneth, but of God that sheweth mercy. For the scripture saith unto Pharaoh, Even for this same purpose have I raised thee up, that I might shew my power in thee, and that my name might be declared throughout all the earth. Therefore hath he mercy on whom he will [have mercy], and whom he will he hardeneth.


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