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Originally Posted by DrZoidberg
I'm having trouble with my Russian mail-order wife, Svetlana. Everything is great except that she keeps running away from time to time. I do beat her quite a lot, but she still seems discontent.
I've been pondering on buying one of those electrical invisible fences for dogs. This one especially:
http://www.k9electronics.com/DE-Syst...and-Track.html
Have any of you had any experience with putting it on your wife? Have your husband put one on you and did it work?
And most importantly, is this in accordance with the Bible? I've done my best in finding passages either condoning or prohibiting such a device, but am none the wiser.
Please help a fellow Christian.
Praise the Lord.
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I have no direct experience with electric dog collar usage, but I find that quiet time in a dark room with forced nudity does wonders for quelling arguments, especially at a certain time of the month. It wasn't necessary all that often, but when the misses would get out of control, she really needed correction. Hence, the quiet time.
Purchase a menstra-shack. One can be converted into a great quiet dark room, and at little cost.
Pastor Ed