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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
Everything that women do is insidiously designed to attract the sexual attention of men, and voting is no different. As the Old Testament recounts again and again, women will do anything to get raped, even if it means resisting the sexual advances of soldiers acting on the orders of God. Women vote for the same reason they chisel icons out of wood and stone, because if they can anger God enough, He will send armies of rapists after them, as He does in Judges 21:10-24 and Numbers 31:7-18, and as He summarily orders in Deuteronomy 20:10-14.
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Although you have not ever been cursed with such womanly burdens as monthly insanity, a desire to lash out at, and verbally belittle men for no good reason, or to weep uncontrollably when watching the delightful and inspiring show, "Touched By An Angel," the LORD has indeed given you a profound and divine insight into the ways of the woman. I am not ashamed to say that before I was Saved, this too was my one and only goal in life - to dupe a man, any man, with my womanly charms. I was not shy in spewing my strong sexual pheromones in the faces of men who passed by. Oh it did not matter if they were married or homosexual or even old enough to shave. All that mattered was that my vagina was crying out for abuse, and my self-worth was completely tied up in emasculating a man's honor. Only through Christ Himself was I healed from my sins of pride and lust. Now the thought of voting is repulsive to me, as I would rather claw out my own ovaries through my naval rather than to disappoint my Lord and Master.