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Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester
For a little party experiment, I asked a few of the Romanian cleaning ladies here at The Vatican to pray for Zsa Zsa Gabor a few weeks back. They had no idea who the woman is but, like any good Christian ladies, they were happy to help.
I did not mention that an entire Baptist Church congregation  was praying for her to die, I just asked them to pray for her.
To give some scientific flair to the proceedings, I asked the ladies to say certain prayers with a certain frequency based on the number of views this thread has suffered divided by the likely average IQ of the Evangelicals here.
Guess what?
The good news is that just a few solid Catholic trips around the Rosary and this critically ill woman has survived the attempt by false Christians to 'Pray her to death'.
The bad news is that two of the Romanian cleaning ladies are heading back to Iasio for a family funeral and cannot be counted on as far as a controlled experiment is concerned. As such, I suspect Jesus will be calling her name sooner than later but it is nice to prove the power of real prayer to our critical staff.
Bless you, my katabasis kefels,
Father Mo |
Dear Mr. Lester,
I am sure that in the near future we'll see
whose prayers have the most effect, those of
chaste and God-Fearing true Christians™ (us) or those of
your Papist harlots (Revelation 17:5). Please remember that
we're also praying for you so you don't have to be disappointed when our prayers eventually
reign supreme!
Acts 11:18
When they heard these things, they held their peace, and glorified God, saying, Then hath God also to the Gentiles granted repentance unto life.
Meanwhile, I am most curious about the Romanians?
Papist Romanians working in the Vatican? How did you manage to find some Catholicks among the Putinesque, a bit more God-Fearing Grease Orthodox population of Romania? According to the recent
census,
only 4.33% of the population are Papists and most of them probably behave in the manner interpreted by
Mr. John Cage in his masterful composition
4:33 that would be
very beneficial for all Catholicks to rehearse and perform on an
hourly basis.
Time and
Jesus will show how your prayers affect the transition of Mrs. Gabor into
Hell.
Jeremiah 3:9
And it came to pass through the lightness of her whoredom, that she defiled the land, and committed adultery with stones and with stocks.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
