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  • #2086
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
    Is she in Heaven or hell ? ? ?
    She divorced and remarried, in direct violation of Matthew 19:9. She therefore takes her place among her fellow adulteresses, being spit-roasted over a bowl of embers while satan's minions prod her with red-hot pokers. A fitting end for one who ushered in the age of children dancing lewdly on the big screen...
    II Thessalonians 1:7-9
    And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
    In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
    Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
    The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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    • #2087
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
      Another dead Jooish comic gets sent to .



      Who's laughing now? Why, of course.

      Enjoy , Sid!
      That's really shocking. I thought he died thirty years ago.
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      • #2088
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
        Wait, I'm remembering now Shirl was a Good Republican AND supported the "war" in Viet Nam.

        Is she in Heaven or hell ? ? ?

        Please tell me they didn't bury her in that gorgeous dress. I have to have it even if I have to alter it. Or perhaps someone can help me find the fabric so I can make one. Stunning!
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        • #2089
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          'Waltons' actor Ralph Waite dies at age 85

          Just goes to show you, the LORD isn't fooled when men pretend to be decent Christians for appearances, or to foster a self-delusion of goodness. A Presbyterian and Democrat, Waite tried to lead his state into ruin by running as a Democrat for a U.S. representative seat that includes Palm Springs. The LORD smote him by making him lose to Mary Bono, the widow of former Democrat, pot-head and "Sonny and Cher" star Sonny Bono.

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #2090
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post

            So drunk, he can't hold up his friggin' coffee cup.

            Sad.

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            • #2091
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              'Waltons' actor Ralph Waite dies at age 85

              Good night Ralphie boy.

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              • #2092
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Devo guitarist Robert "Bob 2" Casale has been cast in to the fires of Hell at the tender age of 61. You can only produce one too many pro-masturbatory songs like "Whip It!" before you get God's attention.

                Devo’s Bob Casale Dies At 61
                http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/5908477/devos-bob-casale-dies-at-61
                Bob Casale, a founding member of New Wave pioneers Devo, died at the age of 61 on Monday (Feb. 17).


                GLORY!

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                • #2093
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                  Devo guitarist Robert "Bob 2" Casale has been cast in to the fires of Hell at the tender age of 61. You can only produce one too many pro-masturbatory songs like "Whip It!" before you get God's attention.

                  Devo’s Bob Casale Dies At 61
                  http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/5908477/devos-bob-casale-dies-at-61
                  Bob Casale, a founding member of New Wave pioneers Devo, died at the age of 61 on Monday (Feb. 17).


                  GLORY!

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                  Oh, good, now maybe he can "de-evolve" into one of Satan's party ewes.
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                  • #2094
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                    Devo guitarist Robert "Bob 2" Casale has been cast in to the fires of Hell at the tender age of 61. You can only produce one too many pro-masturbatory songs like "Whip It!" before you get God's attention.
                    Anytime a musician or otherwise talented artist neglects to use their God-given abilities to bring glory to His Kingdom, they deserve no sympathy from True Christians(tm). Instead of promoting masturbation, he could have been promoting prayer in the classroom. To say he blew his chance at Salvation is to put it mildly. Now he has all eternity to think about what could have been.
                    II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                    And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                    In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                    Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
                    The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                    • #2095
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Thankfully, Maria Von Trapp is finally dead at 99. I can't think of a better candidate for the Hell Train.

                      The Von Trapps could have been patriotic German citizens. But no, they tip toed out of the country.

                      Then, adding insult to injury, they cashed in by getting royalties from the Sound of Music. Anyone who exploits their heritage for money has a seat on the Hell Train.


                      Maria Von Trapp, Last Surviving Member of Von Trapp Family, Dies at 99
                      http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/maria-von-trapp-the-woman-who-inspired-the-sound-of-music-dies-at-99-2014222
                      Maria Von Trapp, the last surviving member of the famous Von Trapp family, has died at the age of 99 -- get the details
                      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                      • #2096
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        "Ghostbuster's" Harold Ramis gives up the ghost!

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                        http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/chi-harold-ramis-dead-20140224,0,1956993.story#axzz2uH1jb0QM



                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • #2097
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          He was a joo, so he'll end up in Hell for rejecting Jesus.



                          (John 3:18) "He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God."

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                          • #2098
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                            He was a joo, so he'll end up in Hell for rejecting Jesus.



                            (John 3:18) "He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God."


                            Whose He gunna call?

                            Not JESUS. His people killed JESUS.

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                            • #2099
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              See you all in Hell boys!
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                              Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                              • #2100
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Originally posted by Godfly View Post
                                See you all in Hell boys!

                                LOL! I bet he's afraid of the Holy Ghost!
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