Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating! -
09-08-2017, 12:30 AM
As many of you know, I recently lost my wife, Mrs. Hutchins. I have no idea where she is. Anywho, I was in downtown Landover and was in 'Christian Discount Supplies', right next to Bobby-Joes 'Blessed By Jesus Gun Shop'. Seems due to a rash of masturbation issues, they are carrying a new item. As I understand it, there is an access hole in the back. Some of the folks I talked to tell me it is suitable for framing.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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