As a True Christian™ follower of the hung Savior, I believe in turning the other cheek -- although I periodically submit an annotated list of individuals worthy of smiting for our Lord's consideration.
Tonight's list includes:
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, for inventing the inhuman architecture that we all inhabit every day
Thomas Jefferson, for authoring the "Virginia Act for Establishing Religious Freedom" of 1786 and thereby denying the CHRISTIAN foundations of our great nation
And in honor of Easter,
the Jews, for "knowing not what they do"
(Ha!)