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Originally Posted by Mecicat
I'm really glad I found this. You see I was watching some homo pornography
(for research of course), when I thought "hmm I need something else to add to my 'I hate stuff' List. I'm so very glad to have been informed of this satanic show. I mean clearly a show about fake characters fighting on a fake planet in a fake universe is just the worst thing in the world. Now if you fine people will excuse me, I have hired a male escort to preform some homoerotic sexual acts with (again for research).
May Jaysus bless ye all and whatnot
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Oh, dear!! I feel so sorry for you!!
Don't perform any homosexual acts with anybody. It's great to hear you have an interest in science, but Leviticus 18:22 and Leviticus 20:13 tell you not to! Maybe, if you absolutely need to do an experiment with homosexuality, use real homers. They are damned anyways, and maybe they will get a slightly nicer demon in charge of their eternal torment if they help out a true Christian.
Anyways, why don't you hop on over to the introduction forum so that everyone can give you a proper welcome!