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Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond
I tried to find out how much of the federal budget goes to Obama's salary, but the government is engaging in a coverup. Look, it's not even on the chart:
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All this talk of financial cliff. I can solve it with common sense
right now.
Military: It's expensive but we need to be safe from terrorists. Trim a little, if possible.
Education: I've been to school already, I don't need that. Abolish.
Transportation: I've got a car, I don't need that. Abolish.
Health: I'm doing alright and mamma's on medicare. Abolish.
Administration of Justice: OK, we can keep that but CUT by 50%.
Veterans: Didn't we pay them already under Military? Abolish.
Housing assistance: I've got a house already - duh! Abolish.
International affairs: I don't even want to know what that is - abolish.
National resources and environment: OK, we need to preserve the oil.
General science blah blah: Abolish.
The rest is just annoying little stuff - who cares? That's already about a trillion saved in my budget plan without getting into the petty stuff. Job done.