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Default Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion Answered! - 12-16-2011, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
I hope there's videotape evidence of Hitchens finding Jesus. Wouldn't that be wonderful? We could post it on YouTube!
I think it will be sufficient to let the holy spirit witness to us what Hitchens' last words were, and what we would have heard had we been present. This way we can embellish freely, highlighting the parts that would be particularly embarrassing to atheists, so that they will come to Jesus.

It is highly important that, through some means or another, we dishonor the memory of this despicable, stupid, and obese minister of lies. I know that I, for one, will be spreading rumors about Hitchens' last words all over the internet, so that everybody will think he was a disgrace to his cause.

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Romans 3:7

King James Version (KJV)


7For if the truth of God hath more abounded through my lie unto his glory; why yet am I also judged as a sinner?
The holy spirit tells me that Christopher Hitchens' last words were:

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Please Jesus, forgive me for the lies I have deliberately told about you! I did it to justify all the sodomy I had with Salman Rushdie, when I was blackmailing him, threatening to turn him into the Muslims. Also, please forgive me for all of my strawman fallacies and my constant begging of the question!


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