Re: Midgets -
10-25-2013, 08:58 PM
When one of my daughters was married, they hired a whole gaggle of the little freaks. The midgets were tumbling and hollering and trying to run (seeing those little legs move as fast as possible and them not going anywhere is a hoot!) Problem was they got under foot constantly (just like cats do) and everyone had to kick them to clear a path. Each time I'd knee one in the face it sounded like I had a 33 rpm record running at 78 (you know, like those nigra wrappers do). The best part was the ones working in the mens room stalls as wipers. Those sausage like fingers can work miracles.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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