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Default Re: How can you say you KNOW god exists? - 03-26-2010, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
The cucumber. The only logical explanation for the existence of cucumbers is if God exists.

Consider
  • Cucumbers are suitable for ramming up your backside
  • There is natural reason for a plant evolve to be suitable for being rammed up a backside
  • God is obsessed with what is rammed up people's backside and constantly tests for backside ramming.
Therefore God exists.
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