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Default Re: A friendly CHRISTmas reminder - for My sake - 12-25-2013, 09:10 PM

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Less whining and more Praising, people.
Jesus Christ, but you're a swell fella. I just love the way you let those sinners know they are going to get theirs.

Just thinking about your mouth sword fills me with courage to stand up to those dirty queers and tell them just how much you hate them.

From your blonde hair, blue eyes, clean limbs to your muscular thighs you are the bestest thing their ever was.

I love you, Jesus. I can't wait for you to kill me. I don't care how much pain I'm in or how many of my loved one's you brutalise before my very eyes, before I die.

You are the only thing in my life that makes any sense: my wife left me but I still love you: I lost my job but I still love you: I've been beaten and abused about the face and mouth but I still love you.

Only you would would love me enough to test my faith with that infection that time.

I love you Jesus. I really do.

All the best.

YIY


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.