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Originally Posted by truewarriorofhungary
After reading this "article", I can state for sure, that every one of the religions should be banned by the law in every county, that exists today. May some over-natural standing power helps you all.
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Dear Magyarist,
You should not be
too ashamed of
your excessively
big male organ. You must realize that it is the result of
a sinful choice either by
you (James 2:10) or by your
forefathers (Deuteronomy 23:2). This does not mean that your condition couldn't be
cured.
Jesus has some choice words of advice to say to you:
Matthew 17:20
And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.
Nothing shall be impossible! Nothing! No need to smash your frontal bone against the goulash pot.. Just ask and
Jesus will make
your penis shrink to reasonable
heterosexual dimensions (if you have real honest Faith®)! Praise!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer