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Default Re: I am Bob and I want a Christian girlfriend! - 04-18-2014, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
Perhaps you could spend that time looking at the pages of your Holy Bible.
I feel ashamed. I didn't think of that. My mom, my Pastor and Jesus are disappointed in me. Thank you for your kind advice! Will you be my girlfriend?

My Pastor has given me a reading list. I will be reading Hosea 1, Jeremiah 3:3, Judges 11:1, Ezekiel 16, 1 Kings 14:24, Numbers 25, Ezekiel 23, Joshua 2, Genesis 38 and 1 Kings 3. My Pastor says those will teach me about the kind of woman I don't want to have as girlfriend.


Bob's mom: "Bob is 'special' and unemployed but otherwise a catch!"

John 20:29: "...blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed."
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