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Ezekiel Bathfire
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Re: Unicorns -
01-15-2009, 09:41 PM
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Billy Ram
Unicorns restored my faith in KJV.Ya see only the KJV mentions unicorns,and seeing as the bible says unicorns exist and the bible is true and only the KJV translates with unicorns, that means unicorns exist and the KJV is the only reliable translation. So you can take your NIV and your ESB and your HIV bibles and chuck em.Praise God.
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