Re: Pregnant in Prison
As fast as I eat my strawberries in cream in Heaven, and it gets past my virtual taste buds, it will simply disappear into the ether. We won't evacuate bodily wastes because we won't have bodies. We won't need haircuts, we won't get old. The most beautiful women in history will be allowed into our presence on occasion to serve us JESUS' personal beer, which will always be as tasty and refreshing as the first one was at breakfast, and bring the cold lobster salads which are denied to us on earth. We will eat fresh oysters on the half-shell and toss the shells over the side, counting the seconds until they 'boink' some sinner down in the pits. Everything we want will appear instantly.
There are no Bibles and no sin. We have passed the test and graduated! All we have to do is relax and enjoy whatever we like and the only requirement is that when Jesus walks by you must prase Him. Most of us will be allowed to travel to other universes to be Gods ourselves and start our own planets. I am going to draw billions of souls from HELL to take with me, especially all of the clerks who have been rude to me in the past. They thought HELL was bad, but I have some ideas of my own.
Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing
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There are no Bibles and no sin. We have passed the test and graduated! All we have to do is relax and enjoy whatever we like and the only requirement is that when Jesus walks by you must prase Him. Most of us will be allowed to travel to other universes to be Gods ourselves and start our own planets. I am going to draw billions of souls from HELL to take with me, especially all of the clerks who have been rude to me in the past. They thought HELL was bad, but I have some ideas of my own.
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