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Default PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex! - 10-24-2010, 10:54 PM

The myth of genes, genetics and DNA
Scientists claim that we have "genes" and that those "genes" allow the parents to influence the child. They prove this by pointing out two poodles will get poodle puppies and two cats will get kittens. While this sounds very convincing, it is not even close how it really works.

What can we learn from the Holy Bible
As always, the real answers are in the Holy Bible. Genesis 30:37-39 to be exact: "And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chesnut tree; and pilled white strakes in them, and made the white appear which was in the rods. And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink. And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted."

Please note what happens here. By showing animals spots while they were mating, their offspring got spots. By showing animals stripes while they were mating, their offspring got stripes! Things are always easy with God. When scientists claim things are complicated, they are always lying. Usually to steal our money.

So, by changing what animals look at while they are mating, you can completely control their offspring. Just like Jacob did in Genesis 30:37-39.

So how does it really work?
The scientists got the poodles making poodles and cats making cats part right. But they got the reasons all wrong. The reason why poodles make poodles is not "genes" or "DNA". It is because they are looking at a poodle while they are having sex. The reason cats are making cats is because they see cats while they are having sex!

This also explains why retarded parents get retarded children. It is because they are looking at a retard while they are having sex! Just go to the nearest trailer park to see how this works.

Isn't it amazing how the Bible always contains an explanation that really explains everything? Unlike science where theories last a few weeks before a new theory is needed to fix the errors of the previous one!

How can you use this knowledge?
First of all you have to determine what kind of child you want to have. Let's say you want your child to become a great American football player. For this you would need a lot of large pictures of naked American football players in your bedroom. It is important that they are naked to prevent the child from getting weird spots and stripes. Make sure both you and your wife look intensively at these pictures of naked American football players while you are having sex. That's all you need to do to get a child that will become a great American football player!

This could be your child if you ignored "genetics" and followed the Holy Bible:


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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