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Originally Posted by IreneS
My late husband was a dirty filthy homer who died of the AIDS. As he never visited my bed, I am without issue, not even daughters! As my father is deceased, I am looking for a good True Christian ™ to take me for his wife before I get to Men In Pause.
Without a man to choose my husband for me, I figure I might have some say in which man I marry. So I've come to thinking that I need a husband who knows how to handle me and how to discipline me properly. The best means of that would be to examine his weaponry. I need firm and hard weaponry.
What sort of paddles and whips work best? Pastor Zeke has a fabulous collection he showed me once. I would prefer those which merely bruised but don't break the skin, otherwise my lady friends may get alarmed. What do you ladies recommend, and what do the men find works best?
Maybe you can show me pictures?
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A simple hair brush...the kind with a flat side on the back is best. When your man is pleased with you he can stroke your long Christian hair (what can be more sensual than having your hair brushed!) and when necessary can inflict a searing pain apropriate to your transgression. Your lady friends will not be alarmed and the implement can be kept in plain site.