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Default Re: Let's play Sleasepits And Sinners, the Christian alternative to Dungeons and Dragons - 07-07-2014, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White View Post
There are too many mooselimbs. I am waning. I wave my KJV and the ham sandwich frantically.
A darkie sees your ham sandwich, and, thanks to the powers in his Nike Sneakers of Uncanny Dexterity +2, grabs it from you and swallows it whole.

"That ain't enough!" he hollars.

The crowd starrts chanting. "Just say no to inadequate welfare payments!"

"You call this reparations, bee-eye-atch?" A mob starts to form, as they use noise to work themselves into a frenzy.

The Mob will probably deal 2d6 of damage per round if someone doesn't stop them. But where is everybody? What are they doing?

Nigra Alphose is probably in the crowd somewhere, but it's hard to tell since they all look the same.

A crow has landed a critical hit on The LittleBoy's left eyeball, picking it right out. Another crow fights with it, inflicting 1 hit point of damage on crow #1. It drops the eyeball, which rolls onto an anthill.


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