So true, Pastor. Around half of the men I interact with in Des Moines are probably fags. I can't stand the way they leer and stare at me. I know I'm dreamy and all, but can't you sodomites please just leave me alone? I will not let you fellate me. It's a constant nuisance for me to constantly have to worry about some fag trying to stick my junk in his mouth.
I won't let you do it, perverts!
Also, what did they think was going to happen once they started letting perverts serve in the army? Of course there is going to be more sodomy.