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Originally Posted by God is an illusion
I'm also a lesbian, it seems as though they let anybody sign up for this, even us!
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But of course! We can't know beforehand what the LORD knows, namely, whether or not you have been called to Salvation (Ephesians 1:4). For all we know, you might be one of those hairy, gorilla-sized butch dyke steam roller kind of lesbians, but one who will find herself on her death bed, smote with AIDS, syphilis, extreme nearsightedness, and zika, repent of her disgusting sins, and be Saved at the last moment,
just like Jeffrey Dahmer!
Today is a good day for Redemption! I would encourage you to give it a go right now!
There are lots of good reasons to believe!
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Also, you other people, seriously, stop being homophobic, racist, sexist, etc., you're just acting idiotic and illogical.
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Don't be silly. You're just jealous of our strong community ties and pleasing countenance!