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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
The impala is somewhat graceful but I recommend shooting these ruminants
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Every impala has an imp in it. They need either to be
hunted down before they breed.
I'm not so sure they're ruminants, however (the impalas, I mean, not the imps--though imps aren't exactly the Einsteins of the demon world, either). I don't think that rumination is really their strong suit. Especially if we're talking about the POS cars.
Just a thought, but if I were so desperate for a ride that I actually befriended some guy who owned an Impala, I wouldn't advertise that fact to the world. There is such a thing as TMI.