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  • #211
    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    I am glad to see there are smart Danish people who agree with everything I say!
    though you really should stop surf "porn sites" like wikimedia...
    Romans 1:11 For I long to see you, that I may impart unto you some spiritual gift, to the end ye may be established

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    • #212
      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

      Originally posted by TheDane View Post
      That's the Dutch
      There is a difference? No, seriously... what is the difference?
      Don't you all have wooden shoes, tulips, windmills and pastries?
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #213
        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        There is a difference? No, seriously... what is the difference?
        Don't you all have wooden shoes, tulips, windmills and pastries?
        I think all the other countries around Nederland (Holland) would somewhat take offense to that... but I guess you wouldn't be aware of that
        Romans 1:11 For I long to see you, that I may impart unto you some spiritual gift, to the end ye may be established

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        • #214
          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

          I've counted a lot more than eight reasons why God hates Denmark in this thread. It's more like thirty.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • #215
            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            You need to get FOX news to get the whole truth.
            >FOX news to get the whole truth
            >FOX news
            >truth

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            • #216
              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

              Originally posted by saxxoo View Post
              I think all the other countries around Nederland (Holland) would somewhat take offense to that... but I guess you wouldn't be aware of that
              I don't like your potty mouth talking about someone's nether regions.
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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              • #217
                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                Mind you, i did not bother to read the - what - 23 pages of replys on this rather stupid site, but here i go anyhow.

                First mistake - Wrong flag. Thats the finnish one.

                1 - The danish word for Rape is Voldtægt. And the possibility that it was a priest that invented rape is bigger, thought we probably perfected it!

                2 - Probably right. Thought i am quiet sure we're not the only country to do that. We just got caught.

                3 - Wrong person, thought they do have the same last name, so i can see why you would think of it as the same person.

                4 - HCAndersen is and will forever be quiet a cool person in my mind. I love his writings and i'd rather pray to those, then i'd pray to the bible. Oh so danish is the language of satan? Well that will help the ride down to hell by a lot. Atleast then i can talk to the devils that gets me.

                5 - I never thought about that! Lego must be evil! I mean, small diffrent coloured block that you can stack! That is PURE evil. We must ban and burn it.

                6 - Lol wrong. Pippi is swedish.

                7 - We do? I watch some TV every now and then, and i've never seen anything of that kind. Exept for the Power Puff Girls.. That must be it! THEIR SATANIC! I knew it! The colours and bubbles was a lie!

                8 - Being gay makes you rape children? So all the straigh men that rapes their own children on a daily basis are NOT doing anything wrong? Theres a bigger chance that a straigh men with kids screws their brains out then that a gay man does it.


                Some of me likes this thread. It is GREAT entertainment! Then again people who pray daily to something that says it's okay to rape as long as you marry the girl you rape, MUST be retardedly fun!

                and i like this smiley. It makes me giggle for some reason.

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                • #218
                  Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                  Hi, I'm from Denmark. Let's just face it, if there is a manly God, he might hate us. But we hate him even more, so we don't really care

                  By the way @Felicity - you are hot, share facebook!

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                  • #219
                    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                    Originally posted by saxxoo View Post
                    I think all the other countries around Nederland (Holland) would somewhat take offense to that... but I guess you wouldn't be aware of that
                    Holland is that bad, eh? Wow and I thought denamark was bad. You are making my mind reel! Sorry to let you in on the secret that the entire world thinks you are all just subdivisions of the Swiss
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • #220
                      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                      I think that Cranky Old Man is way closer to God than anyone believe him to be.

                      Take a look at him and see the similarity with Santa Claus?...

                      Now read this:

                      http://www.wnd.com/?pageId=81784
                      Romans 1:11 For I long to see you, that I may impart unto you some spiritual gift, to the end ye may be established

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                      • #221
                        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                        Originally posted by TheDane View Post
                        >FOX news to get the whole truth
                        >FOX news
                        >truth

                        Son, you think the truth is funny? Are you on drugs?
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • #222
                          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                          Friend, I am glad to heare you are a scat cleaner. Every force needs them, do not be ashamed.
                          I did not mention my old job to impress rather to inform. I was called a hick when in fact, I am far from it. You denmarkians are so shut off from the real world that much of what is happening you and your propaganda machine has to manufacture. You need to get FOX news to get the whole truth.
                          Well, foolish child, I offend no one. I and a True Christian™. When you make take offense to is in reality, honesty. Would you rather everyone lies to you like parents do to their children and their friends children "What a beautiful baby!".
                          How dare you call me a scat cleaner. I spent six years educating myself to seat the position I do today. I am one of those watching the back of American soldiers, just as well as Danish, Lithuanian, British, German, or where ever they originate.

                          Fact is however, I have been far far far closer to the real world, than you will ever get old man. And I am most likely half your age. And the irony. He tells me to get FOX news, so that I may be relieved from the propaganda? I could think the Grumpy Old Fart, was a FOX journalist. At least his facts is as solid as the FOX media.

                          by the way, I think you misunderstood me. I was far from impressed with your job. Sweeping the floor at Wall Street is not an achievement.

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                          • #223
                            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                            Originally posted by Daniel Nielsen View Post
                            <<<<<<<<<<< tl;dr >>>>>>>>
                            Welcome to our friendly forum Daniel, do you have your husbands permission to be posting here?

                            Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
                            Thanks!

                            Failure to heed this warning will bring God's vengeance upon you!


                            First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                            Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                            Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.

                            I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • #224
                              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                              I don't like your potty mouth talking about someone's nether regions.
                              Then I assume you live in a region nearby?

                              Personally I don't know since I don't live near Nederlands, but I have yet to hear anyone being happy for being blamed of having the same culture as them, unless you can find those people for us?
                              Romans 1:11 For I long to see you, that I may impart unto you some spiritual gift, to the end ye may be established

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                              • #225
                                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                Son, you think the truth is funny? Are you on drugs?

                                I'm on FOX Don't get me wrong, I LOVE FOX, but calling it truthful in any way is like calling a pig a horse or Jesus a heterosexual! 8====O~~~ ~~~O====8

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