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Default Re: I'll be out of Freehold today, I had a "wet" dream. - 06-06-2014, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by John Creeser View Post
I...I have no excuse, it just happened. I was having a dream Abigail and I were preparing for another soldier for Christ....and upon waking, I was ejecting seed So in keeping with Deuteronomy 23:10-11, I am leaving town for the day as scripture demands.



The good news is I acted quickly to avoid Onan's fate (Genesis 38:9-10). I scooped up what I could and Abigail happily received it (although that was a bit of an awkward chore). So who knows, God willing, there will be another addition to the Creeser household (even though the secularist doctors are convinced another pregnancy at Abigails age would probably result in her death).

Anywho, sorry Niles, I have to cancel the lawn darts today. When the sun starts setting, I'll wash up in the river and be back for a late supper.
This is sad news indeed (you being three ahead at darts, not withstanding).

I do need to ask. Is Abigail attending to her duties as a proper wife should?

Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee .

I know for a fact you desire children because Jesus tells us to by fruitful.

Genesis 9:7 And you, be ye fruitful, and multiply; bring forth abundantly in the earth, and multiply therein.

Is Abigail on the turn? Should you be thinking of a younger, more Christian woman of the female persuasion to prevent such 'accidents' from happening again?

It may seem harsh putting her to one side but if she cannot fulfill her one role in life (John 16:21) it probably because she is fornicating else where and this is grounds for divorce (Matthew 5:32).

Even worse, Jesus tells us that fornicators are destined for the Lake of Fire.

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

I do hope either Abigail mends her ways, or dies and goes to Hell so you can marry some one younger and more Christian as I would hate to not be able to catch you up at darts.

All the best Brother.

YIC


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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