[H. Montague Worthington]

When President Trump is elected, it won't be necessary anymore to write out long lists of reasoning and justification defending the necessity of punching women in the face and then giving them another good slap while they're still stunned and holding their nose. When they start to cry after you've called them stupid and worthless and lock them in the back bedroom without their phone, you won't need to tell them why anymore in a calm and reasoned voice reciting from the list of justifications posted by other members. When you hold them by the hair and push their face over the burning stove flame, you won't have to explain anymore... Period... End of story... Because I said so!

Nope. When Mr. Trump is President, they'll just know. You won't have to explain, and there will be no long, boring list of reasons. They'll know.

Thank you, President Trump!!!